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Jesus Christ, over ten years?? Mindy, honestly, move on. You can tell she still loves him, and he knows, but he’s still THERE knowing what she wants and knowing he won’t ever give her that. Sometimes you need to leave so that people move on, otherwise there’s that stupid, stupid hope we all know.

See, that’s where the movie fails horribly even more. At the end of the first film we see Banner walk towards the Chitauri metal worm claiming, “I’m always angry,” and then transforming himself, in control, into the Hulk. He also speaks, takes orders from Cap, rescues Iron Man. He spends that whole fight completely

As a huge comic fan and a current Avengers fanatic (oh Hickman (swoon)) and as a previously moderate enjoyer of Marvel movies, I gotta say: this was one of the worst movies I’ve seen all year. Not just comic book movies, but movies general.

Thanos is just the laziest dude in the universe.”

Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."

I'm really glad I like my parents.

Hell, her thighs look BETTER than mine.

Couldn't HarperCollins just wait until Lee dies and pull a Brod-on-Kafka maneuver and publish her entire back archives?

My Facebook feed is full of excited friends posting about this but icy fear shoots through me and roils in my stomach every time I think about my expectations being confronted by the reality of this book.

It blows my mind that we now live in a time and age where shitty mobile games that are nothing buy money sinks and not fun (Castle Crashers, this game etc) have enough income to be able to afford spending millions of dollars in a Superbowl ad as well as paying some high profile people to be in them.

Our first date was steamy. Like a piping hot shower scene with Mila Kunis kind of steamy.

Apparently, they were Too Drunk to Fuck. I'm glad he was able to provide a reasonable alternative in her time of need.

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

Best. Boyfriend. Ever.

Madeleine will you watch this movie and review it for us?? cough...cough.........

I used to crave dirt, until one day I was given the opportunity to completely cover myself in wet soil (don't ask). Unfortunately, this soil was full of all kinds of minerals and who knows what else, and it gave me and the other people covered in it (again, don't ask) a ton of hives for days afterwards. Now my dirt