SiriOnFire
SiriOnFire
SiriOnFire

Yep. And I'm one of those people living in a place with shitty internet so streaming something is a rare luxury and I tend to save the shows I really enjoy for when I head back home. When I was away for the Breaking Bad finale I was able to avoid it for 4 months with no spoilers.

Stop with the Oppression Olympics, please. It's tiresome.

REALLY crappy to put a plot point in a title. Give it 24 hours at least. Not impressed by your edginess to other commenters either; just apologies and change the title.

Shit, man. And here I thought cable TV was a modern day opiate of the poorly paid working class underdog (for those who can even afford it).

Why you playing the oppression olympics?

Except I'm not talking about a cable TV show. I'm talking about the privilege of having an income where you can afford things like cable (as an example of class privilege), as opposed to being able to barely afford food. I don't believe I was making a mockery of anything, but if you want to take it that way go ahead.

fuck you ALL. some of us can't watch that shit live. i don't want to be reading spoilers IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HEADLINE. i know this bitch was most likely gonna die but i didn't know if it would be this week or the final episode. you could have at least let me be mildly surprised. but no. FUCK YOU.

Hillary good thing you posted this here where folks are polite. If you posted this on a tv usenet board in the 1990s folks would have been on you like pirahna. Not hard putting in a spoiler space. Well in the 90s the worst crime you could have committed on a tv usenet board is exactly what you wrote. May this be an

Is this a new thing you guys are doing to get people to not come to the Jezebel page? Because if headlines featuring spoiler alerts are the new normal, I'll have to go elsewhere to waste time during the work day.

Thanks for the tribute to Gemma, but even websites where people go SPECIFICALLY FOR TV NEWS AND SPOILERS keep the actual spoiler out of the headlines. Not very kind throwing that out there where Jez readers don't know that MASSIVE SPOILER is coming along with their daily dose of feminist-leaning news...

Number One - Like many have said, your desire to be first to the punch has now created a problem because you have spoiled a pivotal moment for viewers of this show, a show that is ending completely, so there's no going back. Nice.

OH, FFS. Hardly anyone watches TV in real time anymore. HOW ABOUT KEEPING THE SPOILER OUT OF THE FUCKING HEADLINE WHERE WE CAN'T POSSIBLY AVOID IT?

Hilary could you at least change the article title so no one else gets disappointed today?

I'm not in the USA so I don't get to see the episodes when they're aired. Fortunately, I have just finished watching last nights episode or the headline would have been a huge spoiler for me. You mention "spoiler alert" in the body of the article (Tara) but don't consider the headline a spoiler? Season 7 hasn't

One time I texted my husband a "sexy" pic when he was out of town and I received a long form text lecture about the dangers of the cloud.

In 2004-2005(?) I occasionally worked as a nude art model. My photographer boyfriend took some photos of me for when they were requested by the professor. When we broke up, he gave me the negatives. (He kept them initially because he could develop them himself if I needed more copies.)

Should anything in Harry Potter really be qualified with a spoiler anymore?

Not judging anyone AT ALL, ok? But after all the assholes I have met in the last 30 years, there is no way in hell any man ever is taking even a semi-nude pic of me. I am way too terrified of this happening. And way too realistic. Every boyfriend is just temporary. :-(

YESS

I keep reading people say the sentence was "too short". Considering rapists often go free or do something pitiful like 6-8 months a lot of the time, this feels like a BIG win.