I always judged comics or action figures on their ability to capture that (cute) nose.

ah, ok,

In Dutch, you can be a racist or a sexist and other ists. I thought racist was also used that way in the US. Am i wrong? And if i am not, why can you be A racist and not A sexist?

Once a guy from New Zealand showed me a "table skull". It meant sucking up a spilled drink from a table. If i had to choose, i would prefer to admit to coke before admitting to a table skull.

Ever looked at Implanon? I had 3 of them over 9 years and thought they were awesome.

I had Implanon 3 times, thought it was awesome. No daily pill, hardly any periods. And only a little hassle once every 3 years to get it into your arm. Even after the local wears off, there is hardly any pain.

This vine will not quite explain but is very helpful nonetheless.

Do you really think people read it and think "Hah, that is so funny how they suddenly and originally completely turned this weird trick thing on its head"?

It depends. If you told him you never want to get married or just not for now, and he decides to do this big public proposal... he deserves a public no.

That last story sounds like a whole lie.

That's what sealed it for me. The punch was bad enough, but let's say that was a gut reaction (extremely hypothetically). The way he dragged her and then kind of pushed her body with his foot... You don't do that unless you severely don't give a fuck about that person and what you did to them.

After of course ckocking & leaving the asshat that is your husband for breaking the vows that were made between you and him, not you him and her.

I though his was a whole life crisis?

It is so important to keep shining a light on ALL the victims of the Nazi regime. Thank you.

wouldn't the warrant just be for his records for around the time of the accident?

Ok, thanks. I wonder if/how it is different from here. I though those processed meat thingies were always heated into oblivion, because there is so much crap (maybe even literally) in them. Think slaughterhouse slurry.

Our equivalent of spam is never raw. It´s cooked/processed/whatever before they can it. Is this different in the USA? Same with the sausage.

Tsk, here you go, expecting people to read your *whole* comment.

Now i know her and you are still making fun of her for her looks.