<Ryan Reynolds saying "But why?">

Then there was the whole genre of late-night, I-don’t-have-PPV teenage boy wank material of the early 90s. Shows like Silk Stalkings and such.

With hands as small as his, the only way he CAN stroke it is “mini.”

This is still the same POS who’s claiming that protests (and even occasional riots) occurring on account of his administration’s policies are somehow the fault of Biden who has been out of political life since January 21, 2017.

I’m sorry you were so badly misled.

Also, the wrong time to yet again obliquely refer to the size of your giant dong.

Technically, Hershey makes Hershey bars taste like candles.

What is: “please order this list of things that matter to Trump, starting with the least important.”

Let’s be honest, the rules for pissing on underaged Russian hookers are pretty yellowed.

Apparently she no longer wants to hold his hand.

Clever as a first year law student attempting to defend themselves in traffic court...

Expansion for the original game as well? 

Happy Monday, and fuck all these people. Every. Single. Fucking. One.

Meanwhile, McCloskey’s law firm page is now 404'd and redirects to a Windows Server blank page.

I’m guessing those reunions don’t happen anymore...

Thank you. There are plenty folks out there who are now allies or ally-adjacent who once held shitty opinions. I’m one of them. It takes time and personal growth and the continual introduction of new information. It often also takes transformative events. You can’t hold everyone accountable for the opinions of their…

Whitney is (was?) a close friend of his, but she’s also been super outspoken about the shittiness of men in the comedy and TV business. I’m glad she’s stuck to her guns on this one.

“Let me know in the comments if you want to see full playthroughs...” Uh dude. Why are you even asking? Just do the thing. Also, please?

The best one read “AYN FAN.” Their Honda Civic did not display the faintest scent of irony.

Yes, the idiot snake! That’s the perfect name for it. Virginia has a license plate with the idiot snake on it, and it is exclusively chosen (i.e. paid an extra $25/year to intrusive government agency known as the DMV) by angry libertarians.