But if they’ll let me drink in the rocking chairs on the porch...

I’ll be honest, it was your fault for going to Cracker Barrel for a salmon sandwich. It’s not fine dining, but it sure as hell ain’t a place for baked fish. Carb it up or don’t waste your time.

Honestly, if you cannot look back and cringe at something you used to believe or something you once said, then you cannot say you’ve grown as a person. We’ve all been influenced by a person or idea or experience in the past that led us astray, no matter how well-intentioned, and for at least a time internalized that…

Shut up. That’s why we have screens.

Somehow this is still about Madonna. She just can’t help her performative activism.

Obviously this is a giant troll by Libtards to inflate the number of registered Republicans for... some... reason?

This looks like a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper died and was reincarnated as clothing for WASPy housewives.

I can take or leave the rest, but Yellow Jackets and Bald-Faced Hornets are dickheads. Carpenter Bees are annoying, but good for my flowers. The rest are non aggressive and I’m fine with that. But man, those Yellow Jackets can burn in every fire.

Yeah, but I’m sure a piss shower is also refreshing after years of wading in shit. Not that I’d know anything about that...?

Isn’t... yet.

Someone should have told him that, unlike AIDS, you CAN get this one from kissing your Mother.

Or how short a period of time that those peas and carrots actually live in the digestive tract? 

THANK YOU

NP if I can get it a starring role (roll?) in early-2ooos Russian music videos.

Alternatively, he didn’t do that enough?

THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE THE 500 DAYS WAS NEVER FINISHED.

You know what? That’s a fantastic idea! All of them should gather in public places to rally around the Gadsden Flag and let’s see how it goes! Take back America! Show us all just how strong America can be!

Then you clearly know nothing of Russian humor.

That’s the beauty of it. New York City is like, the REAL main character in this production.

I need more articles about how much of an underrated badass Jane Goodall is. We need these stories now, while she’s still with us and actively being a badass.