This is precisely why runners are crazy and why any sane person should not run.

We all seem to be forgetting (and indeed I had too until my morning shower) that Dolores is full-on Wyatt now and has been since the end of season 1. She’s no longer the farmer’s daughter despite a few minglutes of pathos last season around her “father.” She’s the one that Teddy was “hunting”, and then Ford modifies…

If a mulleted white man from the south wants to say the hard “r” but it isn’t on video, does he still want to say the hard “r”?

Thoughts and prayers

But does it call out China for bullshit numbers? Looking at how the rest of the world is trending, there’s literally no way that they sat on this for a month longer than necessary, and have somehow capped out at ~80,000 total cases. It’s a country of 1.5 billion people, there’s absolutely no way. It defies all logic,…

For what it’s worth, the first two episodes have been fantastic. Maybe not “end-of-season-1" fantastic, but fantastic nonetheless.

But on the other hand... Do Let Trump Get It.

When the vaccine becomes available, will they be held out of line for it?

Gotta do something while in quarantine. May as well use both hands.

You may be right, but his wife is pretty damn awesome and I probably wouldn’t shut up about it either.

I’m glad to see that, even though “Deadspin” is apparently “back” now, this is where I should still come for my proper Deadspin-related and Deadspin-adjacent content. Thank you for this public service.

THANK YOU.

It doesn’t! Cashmere is very efficient at wicking moisture. So it’s very comfortable, even in slightly warmer weather.

Yes. This is the correct response. Though I clearly brought out the Renegades of Crunch in the grays with my response. As if no game has ever been delayed and still done well.

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t just delay it a couple months or until the next quarter. Most consumers have started to come around to the idea that more cook time = better product, so why not let it just cook longer? And not kill (almost) your employees to meet an already arbitrary release window?

I thought this was going to be about coronavirus. I guess I wasn’t too far wrong...?

Having worn cashmere boxer briefs, I totally get it. And totally would do if I had boobs.

What the fuck is a Presley Garber?

Bigland. I think it’s a joke, sir. Like Sillius Sodus  Or Biggus Dickus.

It still don’t understand how Rey being a literal nobody wouldn’t have been poignant? How? That was the best “twist.”