A counterpoint - Obstruction of Congress is easier to get him on. An impeachment trial is NOT a criminal trial, and therefore the charges to not need to be equivalent. It’s far easier to prove that he prevented Congress from exercising its fiscal prerogatives than it would be to prove Obstruction of Justice. Why?…

That’s easy. If it comes from Instagram, kill it.

This is like the Instagram version of the GEICO caveman show. A funny bit for two minutes that no reasonably sane person would assume could stretch for a single half-hour, let alone 23 of them.

Yes?

So LeCroix with alcohol. 

I think this is the one, right? When people talk about having “feels” I want to throw them out of a window.

You are also again gray. Remember when you were starred on every site, even Fleshbot? Did you say something about Spanfeller perhaps?

Which is clearly why they get so much radio play? Oh right, they actually don’t...

“Sweet and Lowdown” is a fantastic song. I also recommend “Footprints on My Ceiling.” Frankly they have very few bad songs, but plenty are relatively well known enough that they can’t be called “obscure.” “When the Angels Sing” is as epic a song as ever was.

Clearly this is just the Melania Trump School of Interior Design at work. Also shitty photoshop.

YES. Holy shit yes. This game was Rogue One before Rogue One was dreamed of. That’s what I loved the most about it. You knew it was coming. You knew you were going to die. You could fight it out or just give in, but it was inevitable. Something about the victory-in-death, this-is-greater-than-you tone just really…

Audition without a taint? So many questions...

That’s not a little legless man with a big head?

Halo: Reach was the Rogue One of Halo. Ergo, Halo: Reach was the best Halo. Prove me wrong.

Extra surly /= wrong.

Weirdly, this is the one scandal that Trump HASN’T “what abouted” to death. Maybe it’s a bit too close to home.

Like Attorneys General.

And I was making an inappropriate joke about the phonetic mispronunciation for “cumin” that you referenced and “stuffed” as slang for sex.

Did you think that it was instructions for what to do when you stuffed a camel?

I apologize for everyone who’s rubbering it in.