It’s not as dangerous in the mud! No one has any grip, you can’t launch off as hard, and the landing is soft. Rain football on a muddy field is fun for everyone.

I can smell all those photos.

I mean, maybe you do that on spirit day for a laugh? Sure as hell not on game day.

Only if it lasts more than four hours.

Far be it from the Wilpons to go all-in on an investment right before it goes belly up.

Well he’s right about one thing. He is a natural monster.

But will the CKIII ads top the CKII Seven Deadly Sins campaign?

Thank you!

You know which dlc?

I’ll call Freud.

Ah yes, but the GoT mod is free...

I will take 15 minutes agonizing over a choice that has no actual impact on gameplay just because it might result in different dialogue. Was Commander Shepard a spacer, colonist, or earthborn? Sole survivor, war hero, or ruthless? Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

EDIT: you said mom, I read wife. Please call Freud.

Huh, me too. Surely someone around here is a decent sci-fi writer. Charlie Jane maybe?

I’ve got weird news for you. In the Caucasus, church events (weddings/baptisms/funerals) are when literally everyone breaks out their highest fashion. If anything, she’s dressed conservatively.

That’s an amazing premise. Write it.

Then you have zero familiarity with how people in that part of the world dress for important church events. There is absolutely nothing (and I reiterate, nothing) out of the normal in what she is wearing for a baptism in an important church. I know this from very personal experience in the region. If anything, she…

But that’s definitely an exception. Like Ryan Leaf on the NFL. 

Right? I’m no fan of her family, but heaven forfend that she visit her ancestral homeland and go visit Armenia’s Vatican, which is one of the oldest operating Christian churches in the world... we don’t bitch and moan about American Jews visiting the Wailing Wall.

If I have to reply to you twice on the same topic because you’re refusing to get it or are being generally obtuse, and you see a third email from someone else from the email chain that conveys the same damn message? You can rest assured that you pissed me off enough to get out of my chair, go *personally* to someone…