He should do more mountain climbing, like our Dear President.

So much for G/O’s “principled stand” against Wal-Mart’s shitty employment practices and die hard anti-unionization stance, huh? There’s REAL money on the line now, bitches!

Yes. Next?

George Michael?

That’s Eye-gor.

I’d say that knowing Henry Wadsworth it.

Beautiful. Trumpian in its purfunctoriality, yet eminently comprehensible. Well done.

“What if we went back through all the family trees and just pulled out anyone who was a product of rape or incest? Would there be any population of the world left if we did that?”

I’m surprised his angle was not “how else do you think Adam and Eve’s kids reproduced? What about Noah’s descendants?” But I guess there’s no need to make a young earth argument when you have the “rape is a normal part of human development” angle still sitting on the draft board.

Maybe if it were in the possessive.

I can’t help but feeling that Barr is all over this right now because he also thinks (secretly or not so secretly) either that the Clintons are involved with the death, or that somehow missed an opportunity to nail William Jefferson to the wall. I’d be willing to bet that once evidence implicating Donald John Senior…

You don’t say, requiring super-double-secret-overtime leads to overwork and exhaustion and sleeping on the job? I feel like I saw this one coming...

Just wanted to say that this is the same man who felt it necessary to cover up the stray boob on the Virginia state seal when he was state AG. I can’t help but feeling that the state might have dodged a bullet when he lost that gubernatorial race in 2013...

I’ve no idea why you are greyed, but you are correct. This conspiracy nonsense is fun for a minute, but it’s really dangerous for it to become the primary public discourse. Of course conspiracies do exist (quick plug for Netflix’s The Family...), but you can’t go there without hard evidence. I’m not unwilling to…

I mean, he knew the facts better than anyone, including that he was guilty, and all his “friends” had publicly abandoned him. Didn’t really take faith in the system to see that his time was up.

No, it’s not that crazy of an idea, but it’s much more straightforward that he simply couldn’t stand the thought of being a convicted child rapist in gen pop for the rest of his life.

Thank you. Occam’s Razor strongly suggests that he couldn’t handle the thought of spending the rest of his life behind bars, especially for a crime that is so infamously looked down upon by gen pop. Of course the guards were working extreme overtime, has no one been paying any attention to the news report about…

Sounds like someone’s a bit whiny about their precious games. I’m sorry you take it so seriously.

Then they did a shitty job of it, wouldn’t you say?

According to the NYT, the fucking coward just killed himself. No idea how he wasn’t on suicide watch after the last time he tried.