Frat boy logic. If you soap your pecs and pits, and soap runs downhill, your legs will get soapy by default. So you don’t have to bend over in the shower. Because then someone might see your butthole and think you’re gay.

So... the way the legal system works... putting him in an institution only lasts until he’s deemed fit to stand trial. TBI’s typically have not prevented someone from standing trial. Once’s he’s cleared to stand trial, he should still be charged with attempted homicide. You don’t get a pass on account of a TBI, there…

Not the victim, the “sanity” of the perpetrator.

Oh, you didn’t find it. You were meant to see it.

...yes, and then tried for attempted homicide once he’s cleared.

No you don’t. It was pixelated.

*Facebook Libertarians, and the people that take their money.

So, he’s a gaping asshole. Got it. Explains the eyes in more ways than one.

The ad on my browser is for a Chevy Trax lease for $89/month. Even mobile Chrone is trying to out-shitty the Ford.

Yeah, I was having real problems with public Pen S usage. Had to cut it off entirely.

If you’re on the T-Mobile ONE Plan it is, two screens, I think. You also have to have two or more lines, so basically a family plan. If you’re on an older plan, or the Essentials version, then you don’t get it.

I get Netflix free (thanks, T-Mobile!), and I’ll always have Prime because I have a family and we need to buy stuff. I also have kids, so just for the old-school animation and Pixar, D+ seems a no-brainer. When you add in all the other content that Disney owns (Star Wars, Marvel) I don’t know why I wouldn’t get it.

And the people talking similar trash on Nextdoor and Ring Neighborhoods aren’t also white?

I appreciate the sentiment, but you know it’s not that simple, right? They’re still tracking what you put in maps, who you call to/from, etc. The amount of data collected, even from those who are “hiding” is still astronomical. The best defense is two-fold. First, use a trusted VPN to anonymize your data source.…

Wait, so he’s called John Thomas in the UK? Doesn’t that get confusing for his wife?

I mean, no shit?

What? The payday lender made a bad “investment?” Noooo.....

Russian cops will only beat motorists with motorist-provided chains anyway.

Plot twist, each mascot IS each season ticket holder.

Stop, Jump, and Piss has a slightly different ring to it than the usual guidance for extinguishing a conflagration.