He’s got another coming up as well, along with McInness’s kid. So yeah?

Maybe it’s more common in hockey than I realize, but as a lifetime Blues fan, the team sure seems to get more than its fair share of hometown players. Not just Maroon and Bishop (who broke into the league through the organization), but Paul Stastny as well (thanks to dad Peter retiring in the city). Cam Jansson, Chris…

Probably just cowgirl. 

Fuckin’ Stevie Y. 

Thank the good lord that Bad Religion also dropped an album today. 

But KFC is Orange Julius’s fave. Surely that has something to do with it?

Unfortunately, you can’t sue for self-inflicted pain and suffering.

Dumbass can’t even pronounce “gavel” correctly. “Gravel” goes on the service drive leading up to the Mar-a-Lago servant’s quarters.

Your comment gives me all the feels.

Fine. Then Spearmint Rhino?

This is stupid and I hate it. The only GoT food tie-in that I will accept is Medieval Times.

Better broken than working-but-black-mold.

Also, that glass candy jar at the back of the shelf at your grandmother’s house that you’re pretty sure hasn’t been touched since 1992.

Yes. There are many problems. There’s nothing wrong with a good well-crafted and well-balanced IPA (Dogfish Head, for instance). However, there are way too many IPAs on the market. Second, IPA brewers (of which there are too many) have collectively decided that the only way to differentiate themselves is by competing…

Are they still making IPAs and equating astronomical IBU ratings with good taste?

You say “generally befuddled” as if that isn’t her normal state of being.

Wait, everyone in Brooklyn doesn’t already look the same because hipsters? Who’s been misleading me?

So, what you’re saying, is that artists tend to follow similar patterns when they write/perform songs. Weird. 

But of all the promotions that seem on brand, that seems the most on brand.