But seriously though, those chocolate babka are unbelievable.

Death by cuteness is still death.

The original BFII has couch co-op and the galactic conquest mode and an actual story mode. It was nothing but fun.

You and me and the bottle makes three...

That’s a weird twist on the EGOT.

Because you have a bag of peas wrapped around your peas?

That’s the great thing about being an adult! You can get cake whenever you like!

That implies you can simply pay to make them go away. Turns out, you can’t.

Same. Just had the passenger replaced on my Fit after having the driver replaced a couple years ago. Mine’s a 2011, but somehow only the 2007 had the bad replacement inflator? I’m suspicious.

You presume that they consider it an achievement and not an entitlement.

That’s got to be the case. They may be legally innocent, but they are not remotely morally innocent. One cannot expect mummy and daddy to “take care of things” their whole life, and not think that would extend to college admission.

So basically, the main revelation here is that his relationship with his offspring is the same as his relationship with literally everything else ever, be it animate or inanimate. That is, dependent on ego, time of day, relative hunger, Fox and Friends, and whether or not he has to pee.

And it was a black jaguar. You’d think she’d have been more conflicted on her course of action.

I wrestled briefly in HS some 20 years ago, and we had dual meets against two teams with girls in the 95 lb bracket. I wasn’t in that bracket, but I know that we would have been brutal to our 95 pounder had he lost. So yeah, definitely he’s afraid that she’ll beat him.

Seems that there are rather successful restaurants that think you’re very wrong.

Like a Thin Mint, except without mint flavoring. And the chocolate is carob, and also not there.

Except Dr. Bronner’s smells like the whole mint leaf, not like the leaf fell off a truck two states over.

Except it’s not only based on revenue. It’s also about brand recognition (your argument about not just wins and losses). The Cowboys and the Skins are two of the most recognizable teams in the league, recent failures be damned. Don’t believe me? Ask Donald Trump, “brand value” was worth several billions to him... and…

Given how chunky it is, it’s clearly for someone who’s more worried about their girth than their length. 

That’s not how discrimination suits work though. The economic facts (that the men get paid more for the same work), nevermind that men have far more opportunities (MLS is WAY bigger than the women’s league, plus the occasional millions available in Europe), are just simply supporting facts for the allegation that the…