Yeah, this. At least mine sleeps till 8, but she will NOT go to sleep before 10 unless she’s missed her nap (in which case she’ll thankfully take herself to bed without prompting). She sleeps well, just not early. Still gets plenty of sleep, but yeah, 10 PM if we’re lucky. Oh well.

When I have to stay overseas, especially. As bad as it is to be a housekeeper here, it’s likely worse overseas, and many are often paid by the room. Since I don’t like having my roomed cleaned daily when I’m traveling, I make a point to leave a hefty tip when I go.

Why don’t you take a year to live on a housekeeper’s “hourly wage.” In the meantime, shut the fuck up.

Or layer the pasta and cheese and bake it with breadcrumbs on top. It’s not that hard, and it’s not supposed to be fucking gourmet. It’s pasta with lots of cheese. It’s improved by adding more cheese. Period.

Not saying you’re wrong, but that’s what they said about the Virginia House of Delegates. And that turned into a landslide. The Dems just have to keep themselves from stepping on their collective dicks.

But one of the best hitters of all time! So he tends to get a bit of a pass and the occasional justifications... some things never change, I guess.

It would take precisely five seconds, and a fifth grader’s reading comprehension to see that there are a lot of people agreeing with what I said. So I ask, why are you acting the fool?

When your namesake is one of the most racist dickheads ever to play professional baseball, you have a lot to live up to.

Just wait till I point out his moose-knuckle...

There’s a lot of companies that have these clauses, especially internet and “new media” (blech) companies, but it’s supposed to mean “we often cuss a lot, and the podcasts and articles under our media umbrella often touch on sexual topics, so you need to understand this going in, in case that’s not for you.” It’s NOT…

Beer in one hand and dick in the other, typing with the nose is tough.

This is the correct answer. Better late sunrise than early sunset.

I said it, but you said it too. And first. So yeah.

I mean, he’s technically correct yet again. There haven’t been hints of scandal, just full blown scandal.

Stopped clocks, etc., etc.

I mean he IS a man of character. It’s just the sort of character that your mother warned you about.

Don’t have Hulu, but I’m glad to know it’s not a reality show because that’s what it looks like.

Why does this exist.

It’s funny that you think we have Tom Cruise “left” still.

You’re calling other people gullible, yet you somehow think that Ratner wouldn’t continue to benefit from the Warner Bros. relation on account of the company that he founded? Hi pot. My name’s kettle.