Maybe you should have stayed on the Pier.

I thought Baby Driver was about a woman getaway driver. Or an actual baby version of Ryan Gosling in Drive. I guess it actually WAS the latter.

Fun Fact:

No, we’re at war with Eastasia. And we’ve always been at war with Eastasia. What kind of thoughtcrime to suggest we are fighting amongst ourselves?

Free on Kindle, and you can read it on your computer in your free time. Or your phone. Don’t need a Kindle even.

Did you see him on Colbert? It was terrible. Colbert could barely get a word in as the interviewer, and Miller was actively trying to take things off track to the point where Colbert eventually had to (tactfully) cut to commercial. It was terribly disrespectful, and yeah, he totally had the coke sweats.

And why not? Aliyev is one of the ten worst dictators alive today, and this race gives him a false legitimacy that he doesn’t deserve while he actively robs his country blind and while Azerbaijanis living mere blocks from the track are in government enforced poverty unless they’ve recently bribed the right people.…

I look forward to his reading of Jane Airedale where the abusive Great Dane gets hit in the face by a burning house, and then our retiring heroine saves him, nurses him back to health, and marries him anyway.

Only a good student with a gun can stop a bad student with a gun!

Which is damn impressive, considering that fidget spinners literally JUST happened.

Who was the last actor that assassinated a president... Who was the last actor... that assassinated a president... who was the last actor... the last actor... assassinated a president...

Yeah, that sort of thing is why I specifically did NOT get the Eyesight when I got my Forester.

The new Youbian Puma is even worse than the original.

LaVar means The Var.

You know, we as a country haven’t seen far-left terrorism in a long while, but it once used to be a major problem, as recent as Hodgkinson’s youth. The Symbionese Liberation Army was super high profile (and never more than a couple dozen in number) barely more than 40 years ago. They were also very white. It’d be…

I sincerely wish you the best of luck. It did next to nothing here. Safetrack (the 18-month effort to rebuild the system) ends today. Not sure yet if it actually did anything yet.

Dear New York,

When Mueller announced yesterday that he was, in fact, investigating the President, I had one thought - Mueller’s calling him out. Trump went on his little twit-rant about his “right” to fire the IC, and so the IC said “alright, how about now?” There was article about Comey/Mueller a few weeks ago, about how Mueller…

There once was a man from Nantucket...

How many essential oils is she wearing?