Look, this is all fine and good, but you still better leave a fiver in the plate on the way out the door, k?

That’s fantastic.

That reminds me of the old joke re: how to make a Southern Baptist get sober.

Yeah, it’s crazy. I’m not as close as you, but we get coffee across the street regularly and it’s on one of our regular routes. I knew something was wrong this morning because I had to stop three times for convoys of police cars speeding by with lights and sirens.

Breath taken.

I’m sure they could bring the price down about 40 percent if they just lopped those two extra letters off of “ton.”

Someone already pointed that out. More that I live in Alexandria, so a bit touchy today and I missed it.

I already addressed this. Read before you write the same thing other people have already written.

You had said that he’d “apparently” said. That’s not a source, that’s hearsay. I see now that it’s been reported elsewhere, and also on CNN. Now it’s confirmed. Thanks.

*unarmed.

Ah, now there’s a source! It’s linked and potentially verifiable. Thank you. Previously it was listed as “apparently.” “Apparently” is not helpful when sorting out the aftermath.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... (breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKOFFREALLY?

No, but he saw Remember The Hicks, oops I meant Titans, at least twice.

Until that “apparently” is confirmed, perhaps don’t share un-sourced rumors? Thanks.

Also, VERY Democrat and rather ethnically diverse. Remember the Titans was such a fucking lie of a movie.

Dear Kim III:

Destroying the caterer must really fuck with the green room after the show.

...for at least *years*...

That film was fantastic, and I’ll always love her for it, despite her great turn in the Bourne movies as well. I’m happy to say that it holds up well 20 years later. My wife had never seen it, and I made her watch it a few months ago and she loved it. It’s definitely going to be one of the “old” movies that I teach…

You’d think that her husband’s defense lasting for only 6 minutes would’ve helped with that...