If you still believe that there was legitimate proof of Clinton’s guilt, despite the FBI declining to prosecute for lack of solid evidence, and you think that there aren’t any concerns about Trump, then you’ve got a serious dissonance problem. Trump has had questionable legality bleeding out of his wherever for…

I think he was a fan of Dick?

Did you afford Hillary the same magnanimity, or were you chanting to lock her up?

I’m going to “yes, but...” you. Sorry in advance.

This is perfectly on the nose. I always appreciate your analysis. Thank you.

A “masturbation.”

So long as the baby lives, amirite?

No, but William is.

Exactly. His talent was so transcendent that you never knew what number he was wearing.

That and the absolutely brutal boarding school. It was well written, but man, was it ugly.

Mamma Mia Too: The Re-Bitchening?

Clearly you’re not trying hard enough.

I know! Life for Jane Eyre was so dreamy and idyllic!

Yeah, not sure why it’s ugly. I always liked the 599 as being somewhat unique in a frankly same-y lineup.

Stiff upper lip and whatnot.

Counterpoint: they invented the modern dildo.

Also an unfortunate choice of accidental puns...

In order to save everyone some trouble and because the Devil’s Dictionary is fantastic:

Yeah, I’m guessing that Bloom’s not taking this case on contingency...

Strangely, one of those descriptors stands out as a massive enabler of all the rest. She should have just said “trust fund baby.”