Oh Opera-chan. You gave us tabbed browsing, zoomable pages, fit content to page, low-bandwidth mode, etc etc. But no one will remember you for it, you hipster you.

I dunno, I consider it the official MS tool for downloading Firefox.

Are you a boy or a girl?

Firefox would be an old geezer with a zimmer frame. He used to be an Olympic athlete back in the day.

Hetaaaaaaaliiiiiiiaaaaaaaa~

The face of USELESSNESS.

It's hilarious. Even when he doesn't have a publisher with their boot up his rear, even when he has unlimited creative freedom, and even when he has monetary support from thousands of his fans, he still can't deliver on his promises.

Donald Glover, obviously.

Donald Glover, just live action.

Yes right: how dare a studio entirely owned by Nintendo publish games on a Nintendo platform

Economy is still in the toilet, plus depending how long he's been a veteran, he may have not have enough time to get a new place after leaving his old one.

That's not a bad idea. Swatters should be charged as an attempted murder by proxy.

Prosecute swatters as attempted murder.

I see IGN is starting April Fools a little early this year ....

As long as we have this tag line at least once

Her side? The whole point of the article was whether the guy should attempt to salvage it. It's obvious she has a problem. Should he deal with it is the issue. When he's already got enough of his own, then no. They need to take time apart for resolve their own problems and then get back at it at a later date.

Hi Doc,

People don't need to intentionally be toxic or abusive to do those things. In fact, quite a few abusive and toxic people see no problems with their actions at all. She's dictating who he can talk to, making everything about her, and sexually assaulting him. All while giving him the ultimatum that he better shut up…

Hormones people.

Maybe not, but the fact that she's concentrating on her own unfulfilled sexual need instead of a loved one's health tells me that she was on the selfish side of the force from the word go. Honestly what I was thinking was "why doesn't she masturbate?" I've been in relationships with people who have wildly divergent…