Longbridge Plant under British Leyland, 523 union stoppages, ancient infrastructure, utter crap build quality

Longbridge. Less a factory than a parade ground for British Leyland's numerous ills.

Raise your hand if you feel the real story here is that you can buy a Kia with a manual transmission.

Well of course Sarah Jessica Parker appreciates Horsepower...

The best way to compare no-hitters is in the walk and hit categories

Man. If we could get a warranty on that thing.

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.

Really Doug?? I cannot imagine the Cygnet helped Aston Martin a bit. Just an overpriced Yota IQ.

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

In defense of common sense though, even Ray Charles could have seen that was a terrible fucking call.

The irony is I could never use a 35,000 square foot home... Now a 2,000 square foot home and 33,000 square foot garage... that I could use.

proof: trailering a lancia home from the seller.
KINJA AYE'YAA

ASSTIME!

Or, give them all to me. I have a long driveway, and for those who find the Targa and Cabrio aesthetically challenged, I'll promise to only drive them at night.

This guy says "Fuck you":

I doubt the late night, in secret strategy will work as well when he's trying to bribe Riley Cooper with a burning cross.

My question is: If they implemented all these weight-saving tricks in the production model, how much more would it lighten your wallet?

With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.

Tadano: [is outed as gay porn actor]