...and it's deleted. The fishiness is strong with this one.

Derek Jeter promptly quits team

[T]he university's hand is forced. This will undoubtedly take more turns before it's over, but it's almost assured that it won't have a happy ending.

DADDY?!?!

I don't want to do the math, but somewhere around there.

That looks like the most disturbing final hole of mini golf ever.

It's still pretty dumb to forget you are armed. There are plenty of places where you cannot carry: schools, courthouses, bars, etc. Thus, you should always be aware of what is in your possession and the laws of the place you are headed. Ignorance or forgetfulness is not an excuse.

Because you were so concerned with innocent Afghans seven years ago when they were also being killed?

Honestly, being a twat is FANTASTIC.

"If you are ever alone in a room with a drunk woman, you just committed rape."

When she woke up and inquired as to why she was in a hospital bed, the doctors told her that a few men brought her in because she passed out while drinking/doing drugs and they feared for her safety. She was quite relieved to hear that until the doctor then added, "April Fools! You were raped!"

close enough?

Is he so exalted because he really knows how to win, or does he win because he's gone to places with the best players? And can his style last when, come credit-divvying time, he will usually praise his own genius instead of those world-class players?

I think you're absolutely right in saying people will cross-shop this with the Ford Raptor, because it's got "extreme appeal." However, half-ton trucks and heavy duties really are decidedly different beasts even though their names are similar. In short the half-tons are a lot lighter, quicker, less "stiff," basically…

Hang on now, this truck isn't in the same class as the Raptor. This is a heavy duty truck which would be more accurately compared to the Ford F-250.... which cranks out 385 HP and 405 lb.-ft of torque.

As a Brewers fan now living in Chicago, the White Sox have become my Chicago/AL team. Unlike games at Wrigley (the world's most expensive cocktail lounge), I can actually talk BASEBALL with the fans at Comiskey.

A VW with issues?

CP. Get a proper kart for that kind of money:

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.

No problem! To get better 5-60 times, you just dip the clutch and free-rev before dumping it...