I got to sit in a 959 back around 1998 or so. High school buddy of mine worked at the local Audi/Porsche dealership and a noted basketball player had his in for service.

It’s almost as bad as Portland.

Basically. Why do you think Japanese cars kinda took over? It was because they actually ran unlike a lot of American or Euro cars of the same class.

The layout kind of reminds me of Road America, not so much in that they look alike, but in that they are both very fast and very technical.

Did it even cost that much new? CP unless it comes with some kind of KITT device that has Joe Isuzu’s voice.

Maybe its cheaper because Tony will have to keep fixing it again and again.

$25k for a friggin kit car. No. Just no.

Cool car, but too ‘spensive.

I have my mallets and hammers drawer on my toolbox labeled that exact way. Bravo sir.

Motor oil stings like a mo fo and tastes like shit.

Yes, fuck yes.

When is wine coming in Capri Sun pouches?

I’ve already got some SM track time planned with my 701 once it shows up.

I’m pretty sure I had those same wheels on my 1991 Blazer... in 1995.

Some rich kid I went to high school with had one because according to him it was way better than the Wrangler that seemed to be the theme car of my high school.

Donnie, you ain’t running for Boss of ‘Merica, you’re running for President. You won’t get to rule by edict if the worst possible thing happens and you win...

He knows how bankruptcy works...

Yeah, I never got that. Why pick a fight with a guy in armor?