The SRT Grand Cherokee is the most absurd car Chrysler makes that doesn't have a Viper or Hellcat badge on it, so why not give it a manual?

Not exactly... more like a worked over version of that trans.

Yeah, me neither... I presume you are right though.

Nah, just hookers.

If I ever hit the Powerball/Megamillions (which will most likely never happen since I don't play the lottery) this is the second thing I'll buy.

Right, which is why I'd never buy it. The only use for an RV I have is pulling my track day/race trailer. If it can't pull my Toyobaru and other crap it is worth $0 to me.

CP for me based on my doubts on how much it can tow & I'm guessing a 3 pedal RV might be a royal pain in the ass.

This car is making me want to sell my Toyobaru (well, and some blood... and "other" fluids).

Transmission is complete garbage and at that mileage is about to go.

Change Cubs to Sox and basically same for me...

In the 1970s, while Chrysler was designing cars like the LeBaron, Chrysler Defense was designing the M1 Abrams. Now, Chrysler Defense was somewhat autonomous and was soon spun off of the company in '82. Still, it's fun to remember that Chrysler was responsible for the K-Car and the world's first turbine-powered tank…

Vaporware

There are people who liked their Morris Marina too. Just because you liked your piece of crap doesn't mean it wasn't a piece of crap.

This car is quite possibly the worst pile of crap to wear this badge and one of the worst piles of crap produced by anyone besides British Leyland. At least the stupid Chrysler wouldn't catch fire.

Pretty sure that's a Toyota GT-86 in the picture.

Just so happens that my Jeep is off lease when this allegedly is coming out...

Gotta be this decade. My 3.0 Diesel Grand Cherokee is only 5hp down on the 5.9 Limited from 1998 and is faster to 60 (I think).

Just take out everything that says "Lucas" lol