I was going to say... nope, sounds pretty damn impossible to me. A half-marathon is hard for most people... this is some super human shit.

Car of many a wet dream

The build quality makes my Toyobaru look like a peak era dominance Daimler

the truck comes with a spare.

I'm sure he'll be sucking plenty of dick in the off season.

Wasn't that on the C class?

That game was so frickin' bad. It was a PS1 game on the PS3... I tried re-shrink wrapping my copy so I could return it to no avail...

It is a coupe... a sedan has four doors.

Contrary to what Tavarish may say, there is no way to make a W220 "reliable" by any reasonable sense of the word. Might as well buy an early 80's Alfa.

This was made when MB was still reliable... The car in Tavarish's article is an unreliable money pit.

Or I could buy a LS400 from the same era and have a car that will run right without having to shade-tree-mechanic it all the time...

Its also smaller than a flippin' Smart... puts it in perspective a bit, no?

A quality 1911 is just as reliable. I have roughly 2000 or so rounds through my Pistol Dynamics worked Colt without a jam or misfire.

Seems that its missing a pedal.

Thanks Obama!