Plan B for Everyone. Thanks, Pence!

Doesn’t he know that the whole incident took about 6 minutes? He would have been barely able to get out of his golf cart in that time.

Privatize the profits; socialize the costs.

Since many of the topics involve Trump, I usually end up thinking, “Douche Bag.”

As a sheriff’s deputy, he would be a sworn LEO. I don’t know, but my impression is that he was assigned what would normally be considered “lighter duty” probably because he’s an older guy. Prior to this incident,he was apparently considered an exemplary officer, but that just goes to show that no matter how much…

“I want to make it virtually impossible for anyone who has mental issues to use a gun.”

Many Walmart workers use SNAP and other government programs.

Hey, tax cuts for the rich aren’t going to pay for themselves, ya know!

He was a Broward County sheriff’s deputy, assigned to the high school as an armed “school resource officer,” which sounds like a euphemism for armed security guard. He joined the sheriff’s department in 1985 and was even named “school resource officer of the year for Parkland” in 2014.

Trump said that the guy “doesn’t love the children” and called him a coward. This, from a guy with “painful” bone spurs.

Except he acts like he was born on third base and thinks he hit a home run. So much winning.

“A little less than a year ago, on February 28, 2017, [Trump] signed a measure nixing a regulation aimed at keeping guns out of the hands of some severely mentally ill people.”
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/15/politics/trump-gun-legislation-mental-health/index.html

The people at the NRA are terrorists, not patriots.

LaPierre: “Listen to me now, and never forget these words: to stop a bad guy with a gun, it takes a good guy with a gun.”

What about the ammo? Does the school pay for the ammo? If they won’t buy art supplies, I’m guessing they’re not going to buy ammo.

And not the jocks, because they might be taking steroids.

Have you tried the sky cake? It’s divine.

I’m sure it’ll be fine. There’s absolutely no possible way that a teacher would accidentally shoot one of the students.

About a month after he setup the “trust” to “prevent any conflicts of interest,” with great fanfare, he quietly changed the terms of it so that he could withdraw profits and principal from his company whenever he wanted. This latter bit wasn’t discovered until months afterwards.

Guess who else is a speaker at CPAC? Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA.