It’s not even weird for Japan.

Thanks. Now I know what Carmelo sounds like in Hebrew.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

TO THE MIDDLE SCHOOL!

Man, this guy is really nettin’ those yahoos!

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Last Wednesday was a holiday in Japan so I finally got around to going to the theater to see Star Wars. The mall was packed with kids (as it normally is on holidays), but the movie theater especially. I was worried - I had bad experiences watching the prequels in America in theaters full of screaming children with…

that sort of creepy Dreamworks smirk

My theory.

i'm having a hard time understanding what i'm seeing here, why aren't these policemen killing anyone?

Don't tell me how to do my mom

INTERVIEWER: Michael, you've really taken a shining to golf in retirement. Would I be correct in assuming that we'll be seeing you a lot out on the golf course?

You may be onto something.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

"It hurts me much more than it hurts you." *Proceeds to shed the manifest tear ever* "Is it wrong for a monster to seek love?"

Gromiiit!