“was created by AwesomenessTV, which means its cast is filled with young social media stars”

It is like Mac has been writing all the movies recent, amirite?!

We can cry together.

“...galaxies that are very rich in cold gas but have few stars...”

Nice holophonor!

That television show about the not-Batman who uses a bow kind of ran with this already, didn’t they?

Do you want Archer gifs? Because that’s how you get Archer gifs.

Or Hannibal.

his mother, who has recently escaped from hell, and is likely mad as her former prison to boot.

A horrible comedy is a different thing altogether.

and Clancy Brown, who is hopefully playing Satan.

Both CBS and Paramount are owned by a 93-year-old man that might be senile.

“If you are planning to go see Star Trek Beyond, Simon suggests you avoid all TV Spots and trailers from this point forward.”

It couldn’t be?

I think he just needs to find his writing partner... Like I can imagine him blowing off ideas and someone else drafting the plot/script and then him delivering excellent style and direction. Visually his movies are amazing. Conceptually they are interesting. But he really sucks at making a watchable film with good…

Also for the joke that Picard and Xavier look remarkably alike (it was even before the X-Men movies, but Stewart was already a fan favorite for the role for a long time).

It was done for this joke and this joke alone.

Someone please explain to me where the Star Trek/X-Men crossover novel fits into the continuity.

Wish I could give 10 stars for this reference

But which voice is the False Doctor?