Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

The wild west actually seems like a perfect fantasy starting point - especially a romanticized version of it. I don’t imagine many of the guests will experience trying to out live a freezing winter while the kids die from tuberculosis. But if the Westworld park just allows all the high perks of the wild west without…

How do you do, fellow cryptids?

“Bill, quit dickin around, the bimbos are waiting!”

Luther the anger translator you mean?

BillyJeff was just lining up some new bimbos to throw the D at.

“Quit molesting the high school cheerleader, and come on, Bill!”

“This fuckin’ guy!”- literally

This is a bad comment.

Can’t he just rev the engines really hard, and let it roll forward slowly?

“This fuckin’ guy!” - Barrack Obama, probably.

It’s not even weird for Japan.

Thanks. Now I know what Carmelo sounds like in Hebrew.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

TO THE MIDDLE SCHOOL!

Man, this guy is really nettin’ those yahoos!