I’m not usually one to advocate for vigilantism, but...

IF we’re able to conceive, it would be cheaper for me to quit my job and stay at home. I’m an Assistant Professor and I don’t make diddly squat. Wife wisely chose IT and is the bread winner.  And, frankly, I would leave higher ed in a heartbeat.

COMMENT OF THE DAY.

Oberlin, CoW, or Hiram, perhaps? Hiram is truly the geographical center of East Bumblefuck. Ashland...ugh. Shit school, sad town.

I liked the gypsy test until I realized how easy it was to exploit, which I’d do to make sure I’d be a mage.

Right there with you, fellow gaming geezer. We didn’t have a computer, though, so I played the NES port, but Ultima IV will ALWAYS be in my top 10.

Just seeing the Wizardry logo makes my blood pressure and stress level rise.

Wow, she sounds like an absolute blast. Bummer, man. :(

Ultima IV absolutely blew my mind when I first played it on the NES.

Lots of good ones mentioned here, but MGS3 keeps popping into my brain. I think it was the first time I felt compelled to actually time a final CG and credits sequence.  Blew my mind.

And when you have that, if you’ve got half a brain in your skull, you do everything you can NOT to fuck it up.

DON’T YOU DISRESPECT THE TROOPS       /s

“Canine-Style User Identification System”  Only if the car makes a sniffing sound when you sit.

Man, her parents must’ve been garbage too to let their kids go out dressed like that.  Perfect evidence that racism is learn at home.

Where in that diagram is the “butthurt” layer?

This piece of shit needs to be erased from the Earth.

According my college girlfriend’s dad, Bob, Alan Dershowitz’s name is actually Alan Fucking Dershowitz, as that’s the only way Bob ever referred to him.

what’s with the ladies’ tops that are missing parts of the shoulders?

Oh, the things upon which I’ve spite-peed in my day...

Now you’re speaking in terms I can understand.