Create a GoFundMe.  Will donate.

Yep. I remember that, too. Do you think I once saw a single POC with a pro-Paul sticker?

I know just the man for you!

What is that?

Yeah, not exactly the MAGA type.

Used to live in Indy as well. Last time I went to the Irvington yard sale (three years ago) there were a few of those big, beautiful old houses with about a half-dozen shirtless white dirtbags sitting on their front lawns eyeing everyone suspiciously.  It was weird.

Irvington is a weird neighborhood. When I lived in Indy it was very much a predominantly black neighborhood with a handful of weird trashy white people thrown in and a tiny sprinkling of hipsters. I have a preeeeeeeetty good idea where the note came from.

Only tangentially-related, a thing I heard through the wall as an undergrad, when girlfriend was accusing boyfriend of being a man-whore:

Annnnnnd appetite ruined.  Forever.

I thought the Kizashi was a really cool little car. Saw a lot of them in Maine as an affordable AWD vehicle.

Hey, he has “an IQ in the 150s and graduated from one of the best Uni’s in the world.”  *eye roll*

And you are also proof that technically intelligent people can still be dumb as fuck.

Amen, dude, me too.  Thank goodness for my data scientist wife.

Rasmussen poll = polling by landlines only and notoriously right-wing.  Take with HUGE grain of salt.

...like a dahl’s eyes...

Both her lips and shades look ‘shopped into the photo.  Actually, in the case of the former, it’s more like “crudely drawn on with crayon.”

The fact that Michelle has, you know, actual college degrees sweetens the deal.

HEY-O!

I love that he/she also confuses “Sarah Lawrence” with “Sara Lee.” Someone eats a lot of junk food, methinks, and wouldn’t know a top-tier college if it bit ‘em in the ass.

YOU ARE ON FIRE.  LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS.