So help me God, if I have to see Ernie’s DeLorean on one more poster, I will poop on it.

If I could be friends with anyone in Hollywood, it would be Michael Shannon.

Yeah, being a president that long is highly problematic. The board is probably stacked with Harvey’s cronies.

Argued that science proves certain races are more intelligent than others.

Man, I bet he’s ROCK HARD right now.

Meanwhile, we could just close the doors, chain ‘em shut, and try to pick up the piece of our shattered country set the building on fire.

Long-term effects of Space Herpes.

Yep, the miracle of “Charter Schools.” All of the cost, none of the accountability.

From a response tweet above: “You are a historian after all.”

Exactly. Ironically, they mostly want to mess up the places where their dumbass voters live. Google: Rover Pipeline spills.

Man, that is suuuuuuuuper fucked up. Rural America is the worst.

I believe we call this “natural selection.”

This is easily the best comment thread I’ve read in months.

reserved for immigrants with “extraordinary abilities,”

Surprised it took this long. Alex Jones = the concept of sexual harassment + dumpy troll costume.

...he just makes smug homages to obscure, crappy movies from a bygone era.

I sincerely hope Mr. Janus dies a slow, painful, lonely death.

It was easier than you think: “DEMOCRATS WANT TO TAKE YER GUUUUUNS AWAY!” and the other ol’ GOP chestnut, “DEMOCRATS WANT TO KILL UNBORN BAYBEEES!”

Correction: Stephen Miller needs abundant kicks in the dick and throat.

Right?!