Been thinking that this whole time...

Don’t do that to Wesley! He might be tempted to avoid paying taxes on it!

First problem: do you honestly think he can actually run? Shamble, perhaps. Run? Nope.

This gem from the greys:

Same thing they call a self-made black man who graduated from Columbia and Harvard Law: the n-word.

He IS Bernie Goetz-y, now that you mention it.

...and then she had a heart attack.

You forgot “also because you’re probably racist.” Never underestimate the racism factor.

+1 for “speed holes.”

I’m prone to performative misery for the sake of making a point so I’d probably bleed myself dry trying to fight it

Remember, they’re only a “terrorist” if they’re brown. The “mental illness” non-argument only applies to white people.

Since there is no heaven, no. But if there happens to be a hell, I hope he spends all of eternity there huffing dongs.

DAMN these people are fucking pieces of shit. “OneAmericaNews” Eat every bag of dicks in hell.

+1 for “turgid member.”

Well, I know where Tillerson WON’T be finding a big stick: inside Trump’s skidmark-laden tidy whities.

Why the long face, Mr. Damore?

“Thoughts and prayers” after every mass shooting. Then another mass shooting happens. Correlation isn’t causation, but...I can’t help notice a pattern here. I think thoughts and prayers are causing these shootings.

Wet nurse. *shudder*

I went to a conservatory as an undergrad, which marked my first exposure to Asian hierarchy. It was ugly. The Japanese shat on the Koreans, who shat on the Chinese, who shat on the Vietnamese/Cambodian, and they all ganged up on the Filipinos.

It’s all that “economic anxiety” showing through.