Trrrible... ;)

The main issue there is that you either need an active x-ray source, or it'll only work in high-radiation environments where it could passively pick up the stuff. :P

With the population aging, average weight climbing, you might want to rethink that ;)

I'd die of masturbation induced dehydration.

Aha! I knew GTA4 physics were real!

What does it even say? Your 'fake' annotation blocks the text behind it.

Now that I look closely you may be right. The jewel and grip are a different size, the grip ridges spiral the wrong way (unless one of the pics is simply reversed - I wouldn't know), and the fluting at the pommel is aligned differently with the center.

Or, ya know, wanted to keep their $1850 at home.

Wait - we hate Iron Man 3? Damnit, I didn't get the Nerd Memo - I thought it was pretty good!

How is it unsurprising that a music video without the music is awkward? Any photo or video is going to be weird if you remove the subject.

The first one, with Mario Kart 64 a close second. All other arguments are invalid.

Er, no. The 100P is a marvelous design, but even if it had fallen into Nazi hands it wouldn't have changed the course of the war. Because reasons.

Why do you spend time creating a gif if you're just going to include the video? Can't you just tell us the time stamp? It's very obnoxious because there is no way to stop a gif. This is what I see on my screen:

Bro, do you even orbit?

Still not getting it..

The contract doesn't state "how" they should be destroyed. There are so many better ways. At least make them die an honorable death.

No. Fuck these people. Let's instead make it 10 years in jail for defacing something of this much historical importance, and all of the countries in the world can agree not to bother helping their citizens that get arrested for something like this.

"Gawdam Mongorians keep scribbring on my sheety wahl!"

He is also a terrorist.

Your windshield wipers have been determined to be incompatible with Apple standards and have thus been disabled.