To be honest, now they got rid of the summaries, I ignore that part of the page altogether now. Before I sometimes caught notice of some new announcement which might have took my interest, but now having vague hashtags or words mean nothing to me so as such I’m not even bothering to click through now.

B.C - A.D - P.M

“You do not want to be woken up by a kitten playing with your penis, or a wet dog nose on your arse.”

You don’t know what I want.

So Spotify won’t push the same handful of artists that other music platforms push at me? I can live with that.

I kinda suspected his ego pushed the stage away from the ground. Only Kanye is no longer bound to the Earth.

Well I spent about 30 seconds before coming off it. I want a refund!

All-seeing racoon eyes.

I suspect that Gizmodo got told to stop using it at some point.

That’s not a nice thing to say about the President’s John Thomas.

Why is that guitar floating in front of the Stars and Stripes?

I’ll take my prize now.

First you watch that and then you follow up with this -

When you find it.

Sure, just make them a bit bigger and then when we get angry enough, we can drop them onto the Earth.

If I can’t handle you at my best, then you sure as hell deserve me at my worst.