But I can't give up ALL my fancy gadgets. :(

Over 9000 hours in MS Paint I see.

Oh my!

Man, if Groose was in the game, I'd not play as anyone else.

I'd rather have XII than 6,7,8 or 9.

I can't wait for the news story made up of nothing but Tweets and Vine videos.

Glad to see that I wasn't the only one who found that a bit weird.
Maybe we can start mentioning Balrog of Street Fighter as the Black Boxer from SF.

And this reminds me how everytime I hear Nolan North in a game, I wish for some new voice talent in games.

Middle Finger Detected: You are now banned from Xbox Live.

Games have tried that in the past.
Never seemed to work.

Which system has the better games is totally down to each person, that is not a fact.

Rape Victims - Big No.
Burn Victims - EPIC LULZ.

Compared to what? Forza 5, Halo 5 and probably another Gears of War somewhere down the line? Oh don't forget Fable.

Xbox has been my main console for the last 2 generations, even skipped the PS3 this gen altogether and I'm jumping ship to the PS4 this time around.

This is exactly my concern.
All my old console games are still the exact same now when I play them as when they came out many years ago.
In 10 years, many of these new games are going to have half the content missing when replayed, if they are even playable at all.

Go home /pol/.

Ah why thank you for letting me know getting beat up in a video game is rape.
My male privileges mean I have trouble seeing the rape in everything.

Oh there are crate jokes, you just have to pay a small fee to purchase the key to unlock the crate jokes.

I think they mean turning the pad back on when it turns itself off and waiting those few seconds for it to re-sync.

Well you can't complain Nintendo didn't listen to you.
They catered directly to you with a fart button. Press that shit and enjoy the farts, don't be a party pooper.

It's scientifically proven.