I love John Oliver, I’m so grateful that he is around to remind me that I’m not going crazy, but the “things are as bleak as they seem, we are fucked” message is NOT what I need right now. I don’t need sunshine blown up my ass either, but I don’t think this is how you motivate change right at this moment in time.

Hey, the “homeless” link is broken.

Not a period of history I know much about but even I went “Attila....China? Wut?”

Yeah if the Dems don’t refuse to seat anyone using the same argument the Republicans did then they don’t deserve to be in power. No high road bullshit this time. 

Mine did too! I was too young to realize what an extraordinary thing it was until much later. But when I see some of the shit in the sterilized history books most kids are using, it makes me doubly grateful. 

Then no country has ever been “exceptional”.

If they take us back can we get the NHS? Might be worth it.

I was thinking more along the line of a glossy poster with Trump depicted as a Rambo-like super-hero.

His Presidential Library is going to be a strip club with no books.

We’ve been living through them for four years. Every time he’s ever tweeted in office has been a Two Minute Hate.

Howard Zinn is a fairly simple name. Let’s try Antonio Gramisci, next time. 

THIS. So, in my part of Texas, Jane Long is damn near a cultural icon on the same level as Davy Crockett and whoever else. Hell, one of the schools I went to is named after her. I remember that she had like a little inn or whatever, but couldn’t remember her big claim to fame. Turns out.....(drumroll) she ‘gave birth…

We have always been at war with E̶a̶s̶t̶a̶s̶i̶a̶ antifa

I would not grab it in a box. I would not grab it with a fox. I do not like to pussy-grab. I do not like it, Sam-I-Trump Is A Piece Of Shit Who Deserves A Long Prison Sentence Without Any Hairspray.

On behalf of my country, no we fucking won’t xD

I don’t want to ruin the twist, but the wife and daughter turn out to be the same person!

On Thursday, Donald Trump pulled himself away from Twitter for a few brief moments to speak at the White House History Conference on the topic of American history and pedagogy, two things he knows very little about.

So you’re not excited by the announcement of Trump’s memoir “One Tit, Two Tit, Wife Tit, Daughter Tit”?

Sounds about right. The real question is though, will the UK take us back? I don’t think they will. 

“Since taking office 200 years ago...”