Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

MOM’S BACK

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

I am but a peasant, lowest of the low.

Oh.

I didn’t see the previous post so this is the first I’m hearing of it. And in all my days, we NEVER had matching beach towels. I’m pretty sure I could tell my Beauty and the Beast towel apart from the others, thankyouverymuch

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

I'm smart

Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

k bye

I think the key word is “last year of our relationship”. I wonder if there was any correlation between being abstinent for a year, and that year being the end of the relationship?

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

The only explanation is the cop let a local “celebrity” get away with a DWI, right?

I knew Madeleine was really back when I read “fucking dweebs” and “dorkwads” earlier.

My favorite was the #bravotv, as if Bravo didn’t drop her years ago.

In the throes of grief, seeing someone casually reporting on your dead child would probably be enough. She’s a racist asshole and should be charged for threatening and laying hands on them, but I can see why the press being there would set off a powder keg.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh I CANNOT WAIT to see how incredible she will look on that red carpet!

You know, there’s all kinds of situations where a child is taken away from their parents for reasons that are questionable or seemingly unnecessary.

This is not one of those times. Seriously, get that baby out of there. These people need help.