Don’t be a fucking idiot.

IT’S REALLY ROUGH.

Samer Kalaf walks into a bar.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

This post wins all the Kinja

Autoplay needs to die in a fire

Or even Survivor...

Zola vs. Jonathan Franzen is yet another reason why Celebrity Deathmatch needs to be revived!

My mentions are a big pile of people who are angry at me for writing this so I’m just going to write it down here: Zola tweeted this insane story for two hours while racking up thousands of RTs on each tweet; it was nationally trending with 30K tweets about it when I woke up, but drawing attention to it on a large and…

Rap/hip hop musical about the founding fathers that features things like rap battles between Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton. The cast is almost all people of color (except for Jonathan Groff, who plays George III) so it hits all the social justice pleasure spots of Tumblr. But the music is really catchy and…

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

There are only two people who can speak on the end of this marriage and none of them are you. To so quickly point her out as the sole problem is ridiculous.

I am entirely unsurprised by this. She seems cray, he seems cray, her ex seems cray - literally everyone involved in all of this seems completely batshit.

Have to admit that Katy Perry’s tribute made me tear up.

Your trolling level is quite adequate.

That boy is a Sinatra. Nobody can tell me ANY different.

Yeah, he’s white and cis and all that, but he’s still got chips on the table. He’s gotta think about endorsements, he’s gotta perform in countries that are institutionally unwelcoming to homosexuality, on and on.