I’ll watch any scene of ‘Bridesmaids” in a heartbeat, but I had to watch a shitty ad before of a “housewife” making love to new trash bags that smell like “ Gain”first. I’ll never buy these because women are not loving trash bags, we fucking work also.

This story is from last Tuesday?? 6 days ago? Has she been missing this long w/ out national attention to look for her? If my mother did this, I’d be calling every law enforcement area in the USA. I’d put her photo everywhere.....does this seem weird just hearing about this on Sunday?

If you literally can’t deal with his leaving of TDS, can I have your stuff?

Sermon on the Mount. Jon’s tired of TDS and while I’ll miss him, looking forward to watching Trevor Noah. A couple of comedy specials on him via Netflix, convinced me he will do well! I’ll Watch LSWSC , again, looking to him out of character as he’s a brilliant comedian.

How was Doug Benson?

That was so mother fuckin fun to watch!

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

Because he’s a fat white dude trying to fuck over the mother of his 5 children and his wife of 24 years. Fucking white fat fucking dude who I hope she’s get 100% of his money and he is living in exile in Iran.

FUCK YOU!

I hate myself for taking a 15 minute break from work at home, to check out recent Jezebel posts, I click on an asinine report about Allen West, and also clicked on his written story. FUCK, I’ll get that 5 minutes back!

“Heyyyy Mr. Kanye.”........................the best line of the night.

Am loving ‘Justin Timberlake’ the most!

You have awarded me the giggles also. Thanks.

My beloved dog gets her share of treats most days but, when she whines for more, I always called her “You whore’..........to her; my dog. Is that bad? I am also joking.

so far I like “Apparently kid” much more than the 2 English, Penn & Teller girls.

Seriously people, we have NO racism in this country, we elected a black man as president. We’re good.

Really? Did you somehow forget about that light blue onesie John Paul Getty was wearing embroidered “John”?

Yeah....I saw that and it was brilliant. The fact that Stephen Merchant, Jon Krasinki and Emily Blunt are having house parties doing this makes me happy.

When Stephen Merchant, JJL first did this bit on Fallon, Jimmy told the audience that this was apparently a game; Stephen, Jon Krasinki and Emily Blunt do all the time. I’ve been waiting to see Jon K. lip sync since!

This is classic TDS material. Not original.