This fucking killed me.

How did the Danish man become a Dutch man in just two paragraphs?

Mama June would eat a fresh pile of dog shit w/ knife & fork, daily for money. I can only hope the faux admiration for her has evaporated completely.

I thought he died?!? Didn't Donald Trump eff him off earlier this week? Is this the hologram Geraldo? If so, lets kill that also.

I am truly honored that you realized I did this w/ affection. I'M STARVING....

"A SHORT FREAKIEST HISTORY OF PARENTS HARMING THEIR CHILDREN FOR MONEY"

I have an awesome guacamole recipe.....Let me share;

I didn't know about the final 10 days of his life, and I have goose bumps all over. It is dehumanizing to have a watch a clearly dying person suffer long after needed. My mother had to go through this w/ Alzheimers. It take a chuck of your soul to have this experience. I wish every state allowed Physician assisted…

I Love Twitter Beat and especially Love Kara Brown but, seeing shit smirky Juan Del Stupido pic makes me throw up a bit in my nose.

You are beautiful............

Someone watches "Real Housewives of New York" with Bethenny and the delusional one...

Very related and also very true!

I remember the summer of either 2006 or 07, 3 families and mine renting some ocean condo for the month close to the city. We all had kids who were friends, loved the ocean and swimming. When it rained, the kids played video games, some of us adults watch "Being Bobby Brown" or what ever the reality show was…

Too sad to comment. I'll miss you most, Burt.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Gut wreathing to watch. I graduated from FSU in the fall 77, and stayed in Tallahassee for a graduate assistant position. On January 15, 1978, I was awaken by phone call that on of my best friends, was murdered along with others. So many of us were shocked, horrified and paralyzed for the next days. Within a week,…

I just bought my Prime Membership. Have already set up Amazon with my ROKU and am so excited about watching the shows soon. Transparent is at the top of my list. It's sunny here, so glad I don't have to binge watch all day today. THANKS......

I just bought my Prime Membership. Have already set up Amazon with my ROKU and am so excited about watching the…

Which was stole from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's performance on Golden Globes.

Oh Fuck. The self appointed committee of one, has decided that Beyonce can not be a entertainer and feminist. Jesus Fucking Christ On A Cracker..............Being a feminist does NOT exclude taking selfie. Go to a book store, preferable used book store and buying a couple of fucking couple books to read!

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM THAT BEHIND CHRISSTY TEEGAN'S LEFT SHOULDER IS NOT PIERS MORGAN.