These kids will be virgins for the rest of their lives.

If you press play and close your eyes you would assume Bill Cosby is speaking gibberish again

We need a gif of the bro at :05.

And Vinny bag of Doughnuts wants you to know that his girlfriends vagina is TIGHTER than an airplane bathroom.

'Yeah, the fans piss me off, even though they are the reason the league exists, and I have a job.' LoL what an idiot.
And just because a dude is fuckin a groupie doesn't mean he lacks love for his children. He hates his cunt wife. It happens.

I know huh. They need to bring that back, like crack.

I don't think so. You play for some team, am I right?

The PM says that's its not supposed to happen here , and then turns around and says you are 15 more times likely to get shot here than in Australia. Shut your shark soup eatin ass up.

Hey Obama, if you had a son would be look like this guy?

He ain't MY president. I didnt vote for him.

Boy did his head really snap back back back back back back....

Smoak that was funny. Don't mind him. He obviously wears a helmet.

Kauffman Stadium: Eating baseballs and careers since 1973.

This is nothing new. From what I remember Charlie was ALWAYS sad.

NY Post has a picture of the 3 suspects. All 3 are black.
If Obama had a son.......

This is fake as fuck.

Getting tired of this shit....

Tyson later admitted he lost because there was no "bite" button.

And the ironic part.... They both found themselves a cell they could use.

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