One of the many reasons I enjoy being an adult: I can watch the same cartoons I liked as a kid, which makes me feel warm and nostalgic (something I didn’t feel while I was experiencing it for the first time), plus I can be high while doing it, which I couldn’t do as a kid. CHECKMATE, CHILDREN.

“All You’ve Done Is Sit On Some Ugly Rocks With an Englishman”

I don’t...WHO ARE THEY?!

YES. Also:

So the attractive white women who had a job at one of the most successful magazines ever is using the following hashtags on twitter.

She’s not only a giant, she has the nerve to be a Black giant. A Black giant who isn’t even a model and isn’t even light-skinned. Just who does she think she is, expecting to wear dressy clothing and have a few designers respond favorably to the idea of dressing her!

Wow, I’ve only listened to these for 20 minutes and I’m already naked and dancing.

yep yep yep. that is THE fucking key. i’ve said it time and time again on this site. black people love giving white people props even if they’re just good, and not great, at whatever black cultural expression they’re doing. go to an hbcu and see a white girl with some rhythm. Black people will gas her THEE fuck up. Go…

agreed. If bethenny is doing the show to “Let people know who she is now”, it’s backfired. She is a condescending bitch who thinks she’s being funny, but is just being a bully. Truly a White Trash ASSHOLE

She totally is. I think that Carole is running out storylines and since Adam doesn't want to be on the show, this is the only straw she can grasp at. Carol and Bethenny are so petty.

I am old-ish and grew up in a small school with three computers. I learned to type on a typewriter—a manual typewriter. I also learned how to research periodicals on microfiche (A skill I sadly found new use for working for the state.)

And my only thought: How many times has his father forced his “20 minutes of action” on some victim?

UGHHHHH the “luman” joke was horrible. All the women are so jealous of the countess because she’s beautiful and hasn’t appeared to have touched her face at all.

Carole is a wannabe hipster with a boyfriend who pretty clearly doesn’t give much of a shit about her. I predict that ending around the time the cookbook is released, if it’s every released. She’s tossed aside writing novels to make this guy’s dreams come true. It’s not going to do her any favours in the long run. And…

Oh, I’d market the shit out of that.

You know who loves Tipsy Girl Prosecco? Nigerian football teams, that’s who.

Love that cartoon, it’s so fucking funny. And about Nicole, she’s such a fucking badass!

She is using the fact that his Q score and popularity are always on a razors edge so he cannot respond. She can take shots at him and get her frustration out, and come off as the victim because as soon as he responds with anything except admiration and adoration for her, he becomes the uppity angry black man, and that…

Unpopular Opinion: Michael Strahan doesn’t owe her shit. I get that no one told you, but that’s on ABC not him. Are you his boss? no. You don’t fuck his wife and you don’t feed his kids, so get the fuck away from him with this petty bullshit. It’s such bullshit that he essentially got promoted and then you threw a…