Food products are not supposed to be “carbonated”! Lord what is up with bro? Do you know how old salsa has to be to bubble?! My stomach would’ve been more Rumble in the Jungle if I ate that mess.

Hey L’oreal I guess you’re not beauty for all!?

I can’t drink, will a couple of bowl hits do?

Do you mind if I use this? I will credit you.

Me too! How can you not love the King of the Mods? He’s one of my secret crushes.

I heard the same thing. He is usurping the power of the courts by showing his friends/family, don’t worry no matter what they do to you, I’ll just pardon you all.

Chilligan’s Island will always be the best episode of Martin! Never fails to make me laugh so hard I cry. “That ain’t no damn puppy!”

I know it seems a bit trivial but where can I get a copy of the Know Your History pictures?

I imagine all of 45s meetings with his staff to always end in,”I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy!”

Unless you’re talking about Darius Rucker.

I know what you mean about cutting off whole sides of a family. It wasn’t until after my mother died that I realized how much she protected me from some nasty and crazy ass people in her family. But once she passed a couple tried to press me and thought they could get away with it being I was the youngest and was…

I’m chilly from all the shade.

Now I don’t have to be the only one.

I’m born and raised in Brooklyn and I was shook the other week when I saw that Whole Foods was coming to Flatbush Ave by BAM. As we all know my kind of Brooklyn is becoming very scarce and this is like another harbinger of gentrification and getting rid of people like me here. Btw I’m a WOC who is proud of her…

Just don’t look, just don’t look! Where’s Paul Anka when you need him?

Those eyebrows are killing me!

No! It’s aight! Y’all keep Makenzie we true Brooklynites told her to keep it moving. When I was a kid late 70s-early 80s some nights ice cream truck would come around 11:pm because not everyone had a/c and we would hang out on our stoops late night. Nobody had school and most teenagers jobs were looking after younger…

I’d like to see Dairy Queen afford Harlem’s commercial rent and yet still sell soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles, not jimmys, for $1.25. Plus we deserve better than more chain stores, they’ve ruined New York.

Yeah, he comes through about every 2 weeks. I had to learn not to run with my knives because he will be back. And the ice cream truck parks about 2 blocks away in front of Target here in Brooklyn. No complaints and I live around the corner from the police precent.

It’s called research. My mom always said, if you can move in the summer. You will see your neighbors and how the neighborhood really operates. I’m a born and bred NYer and although there are pockets of quiet, don’t move to my city and think it will change for you. It’s freakin’ New York! You move!