Old El Paso?

Supposedly she gets over $20k a month in alimony.

Paris says hers is from Botox, so I guess they go to the same crappy doctor, maybe they get a family discount?

When she was dating that guy that looked like a pit bull, (the Hawaaii trip), she was straight up using meth and I think also on the Paris trip also.

Try Noir eyeliner I got mine as a sample from Birchbox and it's great, goes on really smooth and the color really packs so punch.

Where I am in Brooklyn there is an actual Avon store I guess run by the salesperson. What's good is being able to actually try things out before buying, like a real makeup store, and if they don't have your shade or color they will order and the turn around is only a couple of days. I like their nail polishes and…

This is every West Indian family I know here in Brooklyn including my own.

Maybe she will go to Upstairs Hollywood Medical School? Hi Dr Farrah!

Hey Shake Shack uses pagers and I've been the first customer because I live their burgers.

Ralph Lauren purple line is very understated nice and a bit pricey, I like the shoes in this line.

In NYC in order to help alleviate the 911 system of non emergencies we have 311. It's for complaints and questions you might have about city services.

I was wondering who at Coachella liked Steely Dan because I love them. I see them almost every time they play NYC and go to the Dukes of September concerts also, those are Donald Fagen, Boz Scaggs and Michael McDonald, now that's a jam concert. Last summer while waiting for an MRI at MSKCC, who walks in, Mr. Fagen…

Wash all your fruit even bananas as soon as you unpack them because their eggs are already on them when you buy them.

Next time you have to squeeze any citrus put it halfway up in a set of tongs and give it a go, I usually get all the juice and none of the grief.

Her outfit like her looks cheap as fuck.

I didn't know I had cancer until I woke up one morning and my back was broken. Six weeks, seven doctors and four misdiagnosis and it took my next door neighbor, a nurse who has known me for about twenty years to get me into MSKCC where they told me I had stage II multiple myeloma.

Well now I did, and they smell like Meyer lemon rolled cream wafers of which I just ate half a can of, they are so delicious!

If you can look for Nicole doing Ursala from the Little Mermaid doing online dating, it's pretty funny.

I love this song!

I will def check out eBay because I am almost out of the lemon and honey body wash that I adore. Thanks for the info.