Right after having a baby and sneezing, no control!

***sigh*** now I have yo go watch cartoons with my son (yeah right) Teen Titans Go!

When I first read the headline I thought it meant one of those red hot water bottles because they're kind of old. Duh.

I'm eating a very large bag of Twizzlers right now.

That's right, even though I can I spend my money elsewhere. And I don't think I ever will again because it shouldn't have happened in the first place.

A thousand times yes!

Ah naw, where is my boy Dolph still looking great after all these years and smart to boot.

Ghetto nothing...I've seen more privileged people on the upper east side of New York act this way for not getting what they want on any given day.

Please watch the Most Popular Girls in School, my 15 year old daughter turned me on to this and it us hilarious.

An ex-boyfriend of mine got a Playboy bunny on his hip at 14,(I know ugh). Anyway as he grew it got so distorted that by the time I met him,(10 years later), it was a shark wearing a fedora smoking a cigar. Now that's bad. I'm actually celebrating the 21st anniversary if my back tattoo, way before there was a thing…

I've always said that the feminist movement was for white women because woc especially black women have always worked outside of the home because they had to not because then wanted to.

When I got married I did the not registered anywhere to get money and for the people who didn't get it and insisted on knowing where I had a registry I told them it was at Chase bank, problem solved.

Grace Jones is also notorious for being late but when she gets there, oh boy does she give you a show and she makes up for her lateness on the back end. Love her.

Really, I thought I was more annoying.

In NYC go to any department of health building no appointment needed and get any and all vaccinations free of cost and no questions asked. So there is no excuse not to get it done.

My mother always said what's cute at 4 is not at 14. And she was right, I have a 15 year old girl and 6 year old boy on the spectrum and neither had hit me or anyone else more than 1 time because I don't let them do that shit. Don't tolerate it for any reason, they don't hit me and I don't spank them.

In NYC when you call 911 the operator asks you what service you need and then they dispatch that unit with your info.

"Bears and men in bear suits frighten me." Jay Mohr as Christopher Walken.

She can act?!

Just showed this to my husband and he is dumbfounded trying to figure out the logistics and he wouldn't fit anyway😉😍love him.