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I don't mind hair in my face so much, bu I hate it when it's windy and you're wearing lip gloss/stick/balm and your hair blows onto your lips and it gets sticky and eurgh I'm shuddering thinking about it.

Apparently he never watched an episode of Catfish.

Apparently he never watched an episode of Catfish.

Apparently he never watched an episode of Catfish.

The men who complain about stuff like that often seem to harbor a whole lot of resentment and anger towards women themselves. Especially if the women in question want to be treated like actual human beings, rather than a herd of docile lady-cattle who serve the sole purpose of molding themselves into whatever this guy

Yeah, the 'coarseness like sea salt' line just made me think about the recent influx of salted caramel dessert recipes on my Pinterest feed. So there you go.

God I have to stop reading the comments in these articles. For some reason it drives me crazy when people who know nothing about high fashion are like 'this is so hideous, why don't people just shop at Target instead of wasting money on this?'. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT OKAY? And that's fine, but please stop acting like

How much authenticity is the rumor that Ricardo Tisci is Kanye Wests boyfriend given by people in the know about these things? I have always been super curious about that rumor and I'm dying to know what kind of evidence has you so convinced or even just why you think it's true.

Ugh, me too. She looks great for a new mum but that dress isn't doing her any favors. It's pretty much a given that Okay or Star are going to have an article with this picture and the headline 'LOLOLOL KIM KARDASHIAN IS SO FAT LOL' or something similar. I don't want to feel bad for her but I do.

Yeah. I also love how they predicted the sky would be blue and the grass would be green. Are they, like, psychic or something?

I always assumed that stylists don't buy clothes exclusively from the stores their characters would actually shop at IRL because they have the budget to just buy whatever they think the character would wear. Plus, most clothes from paces like Target, Forever 21 and Old Navy are usually kind of cheaply made and maybe

I think they're tights.

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I am not kidding when I say I literally had to mute this and play 'Put On Your Sunday Clothes' from Hello Dolly over it so I could watch it. I only got 4 seconds through with the sound before I saw the weird hooded people and I was like 'NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE'

I know, right? It's like relationship rule number 1 that you don't go into a relationship telling yourself that a person will change themselves in a big way for you.

Oh, okay. Men are rapists and serial killers and they abuse children and puppies. By your logic that statement is both true and okay to say.

For some weird reason this article (I guess the idea of 'training' a woman?) made me think of the poem How To Cure a Feminist by Kait Rokowski. It's kind of disturbing but very powerful.

Yeah, except for the weirdly shiny eyes. Those I could maybe do without

If there's a character with a distinct style like Emma Pillsbury or Jess Day there are usually Tumblrs and blogs that document their outfits and where to buy them. If you occasionally look at fashion shows then sometimes you recognize a particular pattern or whatever from a collection.

I know the clothes are really expensive in real life, but I always liked how the cast of Parks and Rec are styled like reasonably well dressed people in a small town actually might be. If you compare the cast's wardrobe to that of, say, Glee you really start to appreciate that. Most of their clothes don't look

I think the point is that since they are DRUG ADDICTS they won't be using their drug money to buy food. If they don't have money for food then obviously their babies will suffer. Your argument seems to hinge on the assumption that drug addicts are normal people who will prioritize necessities like food over drugs