What's a pregnant drug attic? Is it like an attic where drugs are made with a smaller attic inside of it?

I thought marijuana was banned because hemp growers didn't want the competition.

What the fuck is up with people not being allowed to dislike foods without earning a acrimonious lecture nowadays? Forcing yourself to eat foods you don't like does not make you a better person. I don't like certain things and if you shove them in my face or call me a morally inferior baby then I will find it hard to…

Having food likes and dislikes doesn't make you a picky eater. It makes you a normal human being. You're incredibly lucky to only have a really small number of things that don't taste good to you but that doesn't make you morally superior to others who are cursed with disliking things.

Maybe not, but vegetarians can also have a negative impact on the planet. Vegetarians who consume a lot of soy products are about as responsible for deforestation of the rainforests as people who like to eat burgers.

I really don't think pretentious dietry choices are limited to white people. It's more about monetary privilege than race.

What you mean it was fun in a 'piece of utter fucking crap' kind of way? Yeah. I can see that.

What does this guy mean by 'This is what it must feel like to mediate'? Like when someone mediates between the police and kidnappers or something? Can someone please explain this to me?

'What started as a sarcastic joke turned into something much bigger due t Stephanie's dedication to her blog and her media savvy.' Yeah. It definitely wasn't a transparent set up for a book deal or anything.

Can I just digress slightly to talk about how much I fucking loathe people calling sandwiches 'sammiches'? The word 'sandwich' being replaced by 'sammich' is only acceptable if it comes from the mouth of an adorable toddler.

This is actually the baby version of a grown up D&G dress, so hundreds of dollars could be wasted on a kind-of-ugly dress for mother and daughter!

The Big Bang theory is watchable in small doses. It's not what I'd call a good show. Not because it's not cool to like it or something, because the characters are walking stereotypes and the show completely misunderstands and misrepresents nerd culture. Plus it was first aired in 2007, around the time when it became…

I have a neurological disorder that sometimes inhibits me from detecting sarcasm so I'm going to need you to clarify for me. You're joking, right?

Usually when the dipshits who write 'essays' for Thought Catalogue are rightly criticized for their writing and personalities being awful people in the comments claim it's 'satire'. Even in the instances when there is no way the article could be satire (unless it's the worst satire in the world) you will still find…

Wow. I'm glad I didn't invite you to my Emmys party.

You should definitely read The Secret History! It is sooo0o goooood. Seriously, do me a personal favor and read it so I can talk about it on here.

YAY I LOVE ROLLER DERBY!!! I try to go to at least a few matches every season to support my city's only team. There's not really that much cool stuff like roller derby where I live so I'm glad we have a team. Sadly whenever I go to a match it's like the part of Whip It where Bliss goes to a match for the first time…

That sounds like fun! I have a love-hate relationship with Top Gear. I hate the awful sexist, racist presenters but I'm oddly compelled by it. Sigh. I wish I could knit, what colour is the scarf? I'm sorry you guys are having a crappy weekend.

Well if The Secret History is anything to go by...yeah, lots of crazy people do take Greek courses. Do people mention the Secret History to you a lot when you talk about your Greek course? Ugh, I bet they do. I bet it's really annoying. I'm sorry.

That sounds like a lot of fun. I am equal parts proud and ashamed of the fact that I very occasionally blast Get Ready For This by Too Unlimited in my living room and do insanely crappy break dancing to it. A friend gave me a rave whistle a while ago so that sometimes comes into play now too. Sometimes you just need…