Swag recognizes swag. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm right where I want to be (in my bed, eating carbs and watching medical dramas). I'm a little regretful that I didn't decide to watch anything starring my boyfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, but I've locked into Nurse Jackie now so there's really no turning back.

Yay! I love Sherlock (can't wait for the new series!) but I've never seen Luther. Is it worth watching if you like Sherlock? I'm also curious to know what you're drinking to get moderately squiffed.

Ooh I was marathoning Breaking Bad this week too! I started watcing it on Tuesday and I'm on season 3 already. IT. IS. SO. GOOD.

Oh. Not to pry, but was it one of those 'I don't really like you but I'll settle because (reasons)' things? Because it SUCKS when somebody rejects you in that scenario. I'm sorry you're going through a hard and indignant time.

So Jezzies, what are you doing tonight? I'm currently eating toast and Ardennes pate in my bed while I watch season 3 of Nurse Jackie. Anybody have similar/wildly different plans for the evening?

I vote for stalking them and popping out of various hiding places throughout this person's day screaming 'I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU!'. But maybe you could try something a little more casual? I know it sucks that you didn't get to correct this asshole but leaving them messages talking about how you really don't feel…

Block his goddamn number. Don't listen to any of his bullshit.

Isn't the picture provided kind of misleading? I've never seen the movie but I googled the dress and it's a totally different shade in these pictures:

I'd buy Walter's meth recipe but that's about it

Yeah, I think that's one of the main reasons a lot of people go to chain restaurants. With a big chain like Olive Garden there is much more accountability: if you get food poisoning you'll be compensated, if the customer service was bad you can make a complaint, all food hygiene and quality has to be up to a certain…

Paying $12 for a plate of pasta isn't something I'd normally do, but if the food is good enough then I'd occasionally be willing to pay that much. I do have three conditions, though:

Yeah you're right. Real musicians CAN put out singles that are seven minutes long. But we're talking about Justin Timberlake, so that point is irrelevant.

You are exactly the type of parent I'll be screening for when I set my future kids up on play-dates.

So having no relationship outside of sex does not make you a whore if you cuddle afterwards? Does the length of time/level of cuddling sensuality affect this ground breaking theory?

I'm incredibly surprised that this wasn't pulled from Thought Catalogue.

I'm pretty sure just fucking and cuddling someone without any semblance of a real relationship would make you a whore.

I think we all know that Scott Disick's true calling is investment banking.

If it makes you feel any better Aaryn doesn't have the right look to be a serious model. She's not uniquely beautiful and/or a sixteen year old Russian, so she won't be appearing in Vogue any time soon. So if you're morally reprehensible like me then you can take comfort in the fact that she will probably fail.

Eh. Call me when it turns itself into a bus.

Isn't that the thing from Alien?