You have no idea what you're talking about. For all you know the guy was waiting for Grandy to turn and seriously hurt him. Like that guy who tried to shoot me... Thank god Will took the bullet for me.

I think you're overreacting to his reaction

How about I come to your job and touch you without permission and see how you like it.

No one was on base. And if they don't want to get touch by the "commoners" then maybe they should move the seats back.

Knowing the kinds of people that are into UFC, the odds of a significant number of them giving close to 1 shit (will round up from 0.5 shits) about workers rights in the Mideast are about as likely as me winning the UFC heavyweight title.

Very good. Now explain to me how "Kaepernick did not have sex with her" equals "she was not raped", definitively. You might well be right about the hospital, but you're -gasp- jumping to a conclusion there.

That's kind of a weird story. I mean, there's no allegation of an actual crime to investigate. And the whole "woke up in a hospital bed without knowing how she got there" bit is not very enlightening.

What kind of dipshit cunt fucks his girl while drinking what seems to be a beer on camera, while streaming it live, and what kind of no-self steem woman allows it to happen? If you're going to stream, give a good show. Not something I could see on a backyard in Texas any weekend between cousins (not mine...…

That's what kind of makes it sad. He seemed to use the HOF/Wrestlemania weekend to try and bury some hatchets with people. Whether it was a sincere effort or just for a short period to look we'll never know but I like to pretend it was the former because it makes the story better.

have enough respect for the man to re title the article "Warrior, formerly known as Jim Helwig, Is dead"

Hulk Hogan was the #1 guy in the WWF's heyday, Warrior would be #2 or #2a with Macho Man Randy Savage. This guy was HUGE back in the late 80s, early 90s, noted for his energetic persona and bugfuck crazy, nonsensically awesome promos. It's moreso stunning considering he just got welcomed back into the WWE (his…

People make this comment a lot whenever we write about a player we like, but nobody ever bothers to explain why it is true. So I'm gonna ask you to do that. Explain yourself.

It's not that the media are haters on the analytical aspect of the game (any sport really). It's that the top tier of writers made their articles off of what they could see and therefore understand. Number crunching at this high of a level doesn't require a math degree. Like you said, all the numbers do is explain why…

You don't need stats to understand that Steve Simmons is the worst. At everything except "worst columnist", in which case he is the best.

This was a very weird misappropriation of the phrase "never forget" It would have been a fucking amazing jacket without those words but with them it just creeps me out to be honest, especially given that there is such a long history of collegiate sports team tragedies - Marshall, Wichita State, etc. - people that we…

It's raining and 30 degrees outside

"Will Jackson Make Washington Better?"

I really don't understand the "He's a pro now so it's his responsibility to cut ties with people that might damage his image" argument. Those friends of his only "damage" his image when people decide to unfairly judge Jackson based on his associations.

You either need to calm the fuck down or just stop commenting.

If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.