Suggested syndication re-titles:

I would love to go back in time and put a composite in the hands of Bobby Hull. I guess I'd first kill baby Hitler if I harnessed the power of time travel, but Bobby Hull and a composite would be high on the list.

Desean Jackson is such a jerk that he made that child cry!

Oh, good lord. Six years ago, there was no such thing as a Blackhawks fan. I used to get Blackhawks/Canucks tickets at the UC for below face.

As I posted in the other thread

I just find it really hard to believe Facebook will allow the Rift to be open-source and not have some sort of Facebook integration.

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

MoGlo, you know I love your writing a lot but the title man! I was literally mainpaged today with an article called "How We Talk About Women" and your title is everything that I was complaining about how the media dehumanises women by llabelling them in reference to men. We all know who Reeva Steenkamp was, at least…

We are absolutely not Deadspin's customers. We are site users. Huge difference.

You're being way too generous by assuming free will. Honestly, just read through the entire ITUC report. A lot of the workers who arrive in Qatar do so expecting to get good jobs and live in nice places, because that's what the recruiters tell them will be there, only to get their passports seized before getting…

Old School Baseball Guy: Wow, Puig sure looks like a hall-of-fame type player when you see him like this. I mean he's just got so much talent it's nuts. What a great outfielder.

I love march madness and everything but I think I'd rather hear news about the mudslide than this game that probably has no significance to anyone in washington state. It's sad to see how people don't care about the three people that have passed or the 18 who are missing. Prayers out to everyone involved in the…

First the brodown, then the robot and now the jig. These Mercer people know it's not really a Big Dance, right?

I don't subscribe to this. Saying someone should have to either spring for better seats, or shut up and take abuse instead of further antagonizing the morons, is really close to saying "he was asking for it." Even if there are ways to minimize the possibility of trouble, it's no one's fault but the assholes causing it.

"The Haters Guide to Drew Magary's singing" is something I hope to see soon.

Yep, he's such a loser. He doesn't even spend his time insulting complete strangers on the internet.

To what has the world come, that a South Park reference in the first place might find its way into an intelligent conversation, and secondly also be the perfect illustration of the author's point, meaning the show in fact is a legitimate and respected medium for social commentary?

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, those…

I must not have been clear in my first comment, and other people are harping on this, too, and you're the most polite, so...