She's fucking someone else, bro.

$75k a month in alimony and child support? Hardly the first time a tip has gotten him in trouble.

someone might have posted this already but.....

DALE BUEY!

I actually get a stronger SNL vibe when the sax first blasts in on the title screen theme. I keep thinking "TRRAACY MORRGAAN" or some other random cast member.

She'll be Barbara Gordon/Oracle.

I've been waiting for this all day, Charlie Jane.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

how about the smell of carnitas .....

I imagined an underground lead sarcophagus not unlike the one that houses the Chernobil plant, filled to the brim with mint-condition copies of ET carts.

And no, I'm actually not joking. I have a wild imagination.

Lance Stephenson: [walks past, bumps Evan Turner]

Bite your tooth, that movie was awesome! See what I did there? No? Anybody? Jeeze.

Hey Kristin, I'm going to quote you and suggest that you

Think of how many jobs would be created.

You mean we'd need to emply thousands of people to maintain it? That seems like a win.

You can't blame Manu's shoes for being caught off guard, they always just assume he's going to take a few extra steps.

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

Unable to get into the bathroom, the Astros shot their team photos in the cellar, where they are expected to remain at least until the All Star break...