The one thing I ever got in front of an actual publisher was described as, “comforting to read”.

No book feels as good as butter tastes. (But your book idea sounds cool! Sorry if this question is obnoxious but: Have you read American Gods?)

I used to describe myself as a writer. I used to write. Then I moved to Texas, got married, and found myself with less time for passion projects as my work life took more of my brain power. Since then, my ability to do grammar properly has dwindled.

Step one: find someone hocking a luge, then you can become a lugee.

Tide pods.

It won’t be a different price, but you’ll only get 80% of what an man would get in his bag.

Plus she is way, way more excited about Olympics stuff than most of the news people there, so it seems like a win-win.

There’s a moment in her reading where she’s trying to do a Scottish accent. It’s very cute because she admits its a bad impression, and she giggles to the engineers in the booth. The whole audiobook is good but that moment makes it great.

I would be down with this because her whole platform would be 1. end poverty 2. promote literacy 3. treat people with kindness 4. have a good party with friends (Surprise! everyone is invited because everyone is her friend).

We do a ton of preserving. We have a 2.5 acre garden for a few families, and we all pitch in along the way. The goal is so we don’t buy as much food year-round. Anyway, lots of vegetables get blanched, cut up, vacuum sealed, and frozen. Fruits normally end up in jellies or canned in a sugar water mixture.

Er, no...that moment was ACTUALLY funny.

I’d almost be in favor of it if we just replaced “bless you” with “nice sneeze!”

SHE IS THE HERO FOREVER!!!!

why are you taking that literally, and why do you think they’re talking about YOU?

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

This is amazing thankssss!

LOL very nice

I just found out my kid is thinking about adoption. It threw me for a loop - not that they are thinking about this, but that I am SO over the moon excited if they do it. I NEVER was a person to want/need/insist on grandkids - and now this. My kid will do whatever. I just have to laugh at myself. And promise to have a…