I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Andrew, my friend, minor correction: He isn’t actually snowboarding, he’s powder surfing. A snowboard has bindings that attach your boots to the board. A pow surf board (sometimes also called a “noboard”) has no bindings. Instead it has a concave deck with a grippy (usually rubber) surface to help keep your feet from…

Ok.

Don’t stop natural selection from doing its job.

My main takeaway from this, other than the obvious “people are stupid”, is that modern cars are crazy safe. This dude slammed into a stationary object at 65 miles per hour and “refused medical attention”. Thats amazing.

Okay, I can understand the cameras and sensors not seeing a white trailer against a low sun in the sky... BUT A FLIPPIN FIRE TRUCK?

The White Moose Cafe owner, Paul Stenson, is the dude who previously banned vegans (for being douches) and he isn’t the least bit bothered by some shitstorm this stupid little vlogger has stirred up. I mean, come on, he took on vegans.

It’s been my experience that, generally speaking, anyone that says “I’m not that kind of person” usually is. They just don’t want to admit it.

Well it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

You mean Kylo Ren does a solid job pulling off the Bruce Lee look.

It was to take out a whole formation of bombers at once.

“The tanker, filled with 130 tons of highly volatile condensate crude”

you’re lots of fun - just the level of corruption fatigue Putin likes in his subjects

Meh, this was a much better one earlier in the year.

Probably meant positively charged ions. Which you can totally control if you use an electrolaser.

Ski goggles are odd looking and completely weird when worn out of context, but on the slopes, that same pair of goggles become pretty cool and desirable. We think of them as weird, because currently there isn’t a social context for them.

“Composed almost entirely of retirees living out of motorhomes performing seasonal labor, CamperForce workers are expected to perform physically demanding tasks despite their advanced age.”

It was explicitly stated that the FO cruisers could keep pace but not catch up. It was said out loud. Maybe you missed that.

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.